1. South Africa, The Iraq, & Such As need our help with their serious map shortage
2. U.S. Americans need our help too
3. It is possible to make Mario Lopez look good
4. John Mayer has found a new girlfriend
5. Dumb blond southern girls actually do exist. It’s not just an urban legend.
6. Never go first
7. Now we know why the terrorists hate us
8. Quit while people think you’re only mildly retarded
9. Collegehumor has a Cute College Girl of the Week for next week




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Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With
I Think My Draw Something Partner Might Have Been Kidnapped
Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition
Hunger Games PSAs
Cool Pranks for Cats
Travel Posters for Lazy People
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
It's a PERSONAL MASSAGER-slash-toothpaste, okay?
Next thing you know they'll be saying Titanic really happened!
This is how true gamers see the world every day.
What part of "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln" is supposed to make me NOT like him?
If that iPod breaks, he is screwed.