My summer vacation was very kool! Me and my dad played a lot 2gether. I’m not a little boy anymore he said. We played in mommy and daddy’s bedroom. We played in my bedroom. We played in the back of his big red pickup truck when mommy was home. We did man stuff. It was scary at first then I got used to it. It was our little secret. I love my daddy. Daddy smokes sigarets when done playiing with me. Smoke is kool. I miss daddy. Mommy says daddy is gone from me for a long time. I saw him play cops and robbers with real life cops. He said he was giving me my bath. Cops looked very mad. Me and mommy live with grandma now. I’m very sad. Miss my daddy. Maybe we can play sometime Mr. Henry. I want a sigaret.
Christopher





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