Would You Rather
- Party like a rock star or party with a rock star? From Travis
- Have the voice of Tay Zonday or live in a world where everyone but you has the voice of Tay Zonday? From Ryan
- Be able to ride bears or ride sharks?
- Constantly have a nose bleed or hiccups? From Zach and Kathryn
- Stub your toe everyday or jam your finger everyday? From Charles
- Always smell ever so faintly like fart or never be able to smell anything every again?
- Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap? From KC
- Have indoor plumbing or electricity? From Brendan
- Have all your teeth fuse together or all the fingers on one hand fuse together?
- Have an extremely hot mom or an extremely hot daughter? From Jonathan
- Be misleadingly photogenic or look much better in real life than in pictures? From Ben
Finally, this week's winner of the Doesn't Understand New York City Award is John, who sent in this.
- Post my WYR's or have your car blown up?
Send your best WYRs to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com

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