Chris Hansen orders a Big Mac

Hansen: “What can I do (long pause) for you?”

Cashier: “Excuse me?”

Hansen: “Do you come here often?”

Cashier: “I work here.”

Hansen: “Do you think it’s appropriate to be taking orders from minors?”

Cashier: “What?”

Hansen: “I’m talking about the Happy Meals you give out each day to innocent children.”

Cashier: “Did I do something wrong?”

Hansen: (Pulls out a sheet of paper from his back pocket) “It says here that you want to “bleep” inside them and “bleep” all over their “bleep” faces.

Cashier: “Sir, that’s a coupon for a Big Mac.”

Hansen: “Is that what you call it?”

Cashier: “Am I in trouble for something?”

Hansen: “Do you know who I am?”

Cashier: “No.”

Hansen: (Hidden camera crew appears from behind the walls and under the counters) “I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we’re doing a story on child predators. Is there anything you’d like to say?”

Cashier: “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. I WAS JUST TALKING TO THEM.”

Hansen: “Well, you’re free to leave whenever you want.”

Cashier: “I still have 30 minutes on my shift.”

Hansen: “We can wait.”

30 minutes later

(Cashier exits McDonald’s and is tackled and tasered by sixteen police officers in the parking lot)

Cashier: (Head slammed up against the pavement) “What the f*ck do you want?”

Hansen: (Coming from behind and kneeling down behind the cashier and whispering lightly in his ear) “I never did get that free Big Mac.”