Zach Oberman

Six Diet Candy Products that Are Unlikely to Succeed

  1. Lik-M-Aid: now withAspartame!
  2. JicaMars Bars
  3. Splenda Daddys
  4. Okra Henry!
  5. Mr. Goodprostate (Bran with chickpeas)
  6. Stalky Way (Take Milky Way Bar; remove nougat; replace with celery)
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If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome