With the return of school comes the return of classes. And with the return of classes comes the return of idiots asking stupid questions. Why shouldn’t you be able to win a free BustedTee due to their lack of knowledge?
Please join me in welcoming back the return of my favorite weekly column, The Stupid Question Hall of Fame. This year we have a sweet upload system so you don’t need to deal with email anymore. All you need to do is submit the stupid question you heard at www.CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
I’ll pick five every week and post them at 3 on Monday. Welcome back, idiots. Welcome back.
Here are last year’s columns, in case you’re wondering what kind of idiots made the cut.
News Feed History of the World: April 2012
Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2012
If You Had Dating Profiles Through Life
25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying
Every Superhero Origin Story Ever
Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
Remember when you thought Robot Unicorn Attack was the coolest game? You were an idiot.
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
