I Won!

Game	Sweet Comment I Yell After I Kick Your Ass!
Guess Who	Guess who kicked your ass. Brown hair, glasses, no signs of balding, male. Was it Jason? Yep!
Battleship	E-12. Hit. E-13. Hit. Hmm… E-Z. The way it was kicking your ass.
Connect 4	Connect the four footprints that I left on your ass
LIFE	Life's not fair, neither is the way I kicked your ass
Boggles	Grandma, it boggles my mind how bad I just kicked your ass
Checkers	Superb Play.
Reversi	If the world was Reversi, you'd have kicked my ass
Clue	Had no clue it would be that easy to kick your ass
Sorry!	Sorry!…I kicked your ass.
Trouble	Kicking your ass wasn't any trouble
Candyland	Candyland ain't so sweet anymore since I kicked your ass, play again?
Pictionary	Picture this, there's a guy and he's kicking your ass
Uno	Uno! Yo kicko su asso bueno
Tic-Tac-Toe	Tic-Tac-Ass, oops, I forgot 'cause my toe is kicking your ass that its a toe not an ass and….I'm really sorry, I should have thought about this more…

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