- If you lean back, it’ll go down a lot smoother.
- Dude, I can see your mom’s nipples!
- I have got a serious case of chocolate sauce goin on down south.
- That rice is moving…
- I bought a rectal thermometer yesterday, wanna see?
- Would you hate me if I told you about me and your sister?
- I’ve got pictures of her naked!
- Here, look at them, she’s so freakin’ hot!
- Yourspinach looks like my professor’s naughty bits.
- So I’m with this girl, and she starts throwing up and I’m still getting into it…
- I’m pretty sure I can fit all six of these hot dogs in my ass.
- So, how’s the syphilis?
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