Ahoy all yellow-bellied land-lovers! By decree of Davy Jones and the curse of Yellow Beard, this day be known as annual Talk Like a Pirate Day. All ye who possess the fortitude and constitution of spirit to take on thar vernacular of a ruthless sea scrounger may, upon this day, address all he meet with the silver tongue of a pirate.

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