- Well, you know what they say, would you rather have roses on your piano or two lips on your organ?
- Student: A baby bear could still eat you alive. Teacher: Not before I strangle it.
- You could come to class naked, I’ll be staring at your chest while you conduct…
- So, I hear we had a “unwelcome visitor” last night? A prostitute? Huh? Yeah? Really?
- Here we are, professional musicians and we’re playing Duck Duck Goose.
- Teacher: It’s like saying you didn’t inhale. Student: I did, and it was awesome! Teacher: I found it rather disappointing myself.
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