Dan joins his roommate Brian on the couch and tries very hard to fit in despite not knowing anything about sports.
Dan: Hey cool the soccer match is on.
Brian: Hmm? No, it's football.
Dan: Well yeah, I mean like how they call it soccer in Europe.
Brian: Nope, you mean how they call soccer football in Europe?
Dan: Pff same thing.
Brian: Not really.
Dan: Anywho, which group are you rooting for?
Brian: Well I like the Jets this year, so I'm hoping they can pull it together and make it to the playoffs. How about you?
Dan: Hmm, yes Jets are fun, but personally I prefer [squints at screen] Bal's in this bout.
Dan: I know I know they don't seem like the best team right now but I believe that they have the gumption to
[Brian cuts him off]
Brian: No, really what are you talking about? Hold on, are you just reading the City abbreviations next to the scores? Do you mean Baltimore?
Dan: Oh, you don't call them the Bal's? I guess that's just what we call them back home. Bal-boyz.
Brian: Aren't you from Cape Cod?
Dan: Yeah, why? OH JEEZ! That guy in the green jumpsuit just knocked over the guy with the ball, oh he's going to be getting a foul for that.
Brian: You don't know anything about sports do you?
. teach me?