It's sort of a boy.
Let's just hope when you die it dies with you
I don't think anything is wrong, you can go
Whoa! I don't think shaking hands is necessary right now.
Now when you look in the mirror at your new nose keep in mind yesterday was St. Paddy's day and my last name is O'Connor.
You have what my Uncle Frank had
He was a good man.
I'll take some money off your surgery if you can score me some clean urine.

Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See The World
Check Out These Idiot Kids Stuck in Claw Machines
#PostYourBestBobDeNiroFace
The 10 Lamest Rap Brags
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots