Would You Rather
- Only be able to watch women's soccer or women's basketball? From Matt
- Have a constant, painful nose pimple, or a constant, painful sore on the inside of your cheek? From Mike
- Fight Charles Barkley or all the people from Gnarls Barkley at once? From Chad
- Have everything you drink be alcoholic or never drink alcohol again? From Connor
- Get stuck in an elevator or get stuck on a rollercoaster? From Danny
- Eat sh*t and die or eat sh*t and live forever with the nickname "sh*teater"? From Sid
- Drive a crappy car for the rest of your life or drive any car you want but it is constantly blaring the "Viva Viagra" song? From Ral
- have your shower be a little too hot or a little too cold forever? From James
- Date a really hot chick who's way smarter than you and never wrong
about anything or an equally hot chick who's dumb as a post and always
wrong about everything? From Alex - Work for Dunder-Mifflin (The Office) or Initech (Office Space)? From Patrick
Finally, this week's winner of the Yeah, I'm High Award is Brian, who sent in this.
- WYR have a pet dolphin that could talk to you and give you rides, or a dragon who could fly you places but no verbal communication?
Take a nap, Brian. You've earned it.
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