- Walk up to the person who looks in charge, and talk about how fun high school was together. This could score you better beer
- If you see someone making out with a girl, walk up and yell “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BABY!”
- Talk shit about your school to see if anyone actually cares.
- Talk shit about another school and see if anyone goes along.
- Cry… really loud… for no reason
- Change the music to Vanilla Ice.
- Before you first beer, get naked.
- Bum cigs. don’t smoke them all night and see how many you can get.
- Jack off… on the couch.
- Steal the beer.
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