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Stuff to try at a party when you know nobody.

  1. Walk up to the person who looks in charge, and talk about how fun high school was together. This could score you better beer
  2. If you see someone making out with a girl, walk up and yell “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BABY!”
  3. Talk shit about your school to see if anyone actually cares.
  4. Talk shit about another school and see if anyone goes along.
  5. Cry… really loud… for no reason
  6. Change the music to Vanilla Ice.
  7. Before you first beer, get naked.
  8. Bum cigs. don’t smoke them all night and see how many you can get.
  9. Jack off… on the couch.
  10. Steal the beer.
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