Rudy – If you’re jerkin to a tear jerker, you’re a jerk.
Bambi – Beastiality, really?
The Little Giants – Icebox was just one of the guys.
Toy Story – Woody?
Simon Birch – Poor form.
Field Of Dreams – If you build it, he will cum… come on.
Little Miss Sunshine – You pervert!
Sister Act – Jerkliness… right up there with godliness.
League Of Their Own – Rosie? ‘Nuff Said.
Apollo 13 – Houston, you have a boner?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit – … Acceptable. Jessica Rabbit was bangin!
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Footsie
My boyfriend and I had started sleeping together, but hadn't been doing so for too long. We were still getting to know how kinky the other one was. So one night after hanging out he went to go get ready for bed I went and laid down in his bed naked, pretending to be asleep. I heard the door creak open, heard him walk quietly up to the foot of them bed, and begin slowly and... Read More »
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