Guy 1: I guess my main problem with Obama is that no one really knows him, you know?
Guy 2: I see your point, but I think you’re forgetting that no one really ‘knew’ Lincoln, either.
Guy 1: How does Lincoln have anything to do with it? Those were the days when it still took months for people to send letters to their families. Today, it’s like- BAM. ‘Hey, Mom and Dad, what’s the haps?’
Guy 2: I don’t follow.
Guy 1: Well, I mean that information is everywhere today, in the blink of an eye, and… Are- are you seriously just going to chew on your finger like that while I’m talking?
Guy 2: What? It’s a habit of mine.
Guy 1: I’ve never seen you do it before.
Guy 2: So it’s a new habit. So what?
Guy 1: Okay, fine. Anyway, the real point is that it’s kind of ridiculous to mention people not knowing Lincoln when you can’t even compare that time-period with our own.
Guy 2: Mhmm…
Guy 1: Um… Is that blood?
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: Blood. Is that blood on your finger?
Guy 2: Well, I guess…
Guy 1: You’re telling me you just chewed the skin off your finger, drew blood, and
you’re still chewing on your finger?Guy 2: I don’t know, man. Yeah, I guess.
Guy 1: You guess? You guess what? What’s wrong with you, dude?
Guy 2: I don’t know. Nothing. Stuff.
Guy 1: Are you going to be okay?
Guy 2: Mmmrrmrmmblll…
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I said I’m FUCKING EXHAUSTED FROM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT DISCUSSING POLITICS WITH YOU!
Guy 1: Oh. I’m sorry, man.
Guy 2: It’s cool. Hey, let me ask me you something…
Guy 1: Sure.
Guy 2: Do you know where I can find some brains this time of night?
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