CHAPTER ONE:
INTRO TO COLLEGE LIFE
INTRO TO COLLEGE LIFE
College is the institution where people who have been telling their parents to treat them like adults for the past four years realize that it's more fun to act like a kid. It's a place where an eighteen-year-old has their best opportunity in their life to score with their next-door neighbor. College is not just an institution for higher learning that your parents tried to convince you it was while you were in High School, instead it's a sociologist's wet dream where people from ever nook and cranny around the globe converse on one place. It's the real "Real World". Picking the right university is the first major decision you will be forced to make in your quest for knowledge. There are many reasons to pick one university over another. There’s location, size of the college, cost, availability of classes, variety of majors, but the most original determining factor I’ve heard was from my friend in high school who chose his educational homestead solely on their showing in Playboy’s Women of the PAC-10 issue. Most have a much more rigid screening process.
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