Cactus trade for flagstone or walkways
Man I wish I had some extra cacti to adorn my beautiful xeriscaped lawn and I have all this extra flagstone laying in my garage… holy moly!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/bar/436509714.html

German Shepard needs job- “It's time my dog starts pulling his own weight around here and he's in need of a job.”
My dog is so lazy. It just lies around all day eating, barking, shitting, and eating. This bastard needs to get off his hindquarters and get a real job. I’m putting it online.

http://toronto.craigslist.org/bar/436264532.html

Left over stuff from an estate sale… for Handguns
You know you live in New Mexico when you can get a bunch of left over mah jong boards, an apothecary table, 6 golf clubs, and my VHS copy of Event Horizon for a snub nosed .35 magnum.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/bar/436228344.html

Norwood Park College Degree for Xbox 360
All those years spent at college were such a waste. All I want to do is sit here playing Halo 3. Too bad I have this useless college degree and no 360. Screw it; I’ll just see if any poor sap wants this thing.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bar/435782735.html

Haircut for composting worms
I have shears, razors, and talent damnit! But my garden and compost pile is just so drab. Let’s get some worms! Wait, I don’t have 4 bucks to buy worms. But I’ll do a twisted little trim for yours!

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bar/435712847.html

A piece of toilet paper from Buckingham Palace’s horse stables
“I once went to the stable at Buckingham Palace…. Each square of the toilet paper was printed: Property of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. I took some squares home. They were my treasure….they disappeared. I really miss them” No joke necessary.

http://london.craigslist.org/bar/416728019.html