Would You Rather
- Have a girl fall asleep while you are having sex, or have her tell you to "just stop" because she is going to fall asleep? From Katie
- Get shot in the leg, or stabbed in the arm? From Bo
- Be able to draw perfect geometrical shapes, or be able to write in Times New Roman font? From Bek
- Be able to complete to complete sentences From Justin
- Run a mile on scalding hot concrete or swim a half a mile in freezing cold water? From Josh
- Have your boogers smell bad or your tongue taste bad? From Russ
- Have to swear in every sentence you speak or be limited to a third
grade vocabulary? From Brian - Have body hair that is constantly growing or have a cone head that
grows 2 inches every year? From Hannah - Eat a whole can of dog food or a whole tube of toothpaste? From HIbb
Finally, this week's winner of the You Stumped Me Award is Tony, who sent in this.
- WYR Give up oral sex for the rest of your life or give up cheese for the rest of your life? From Tony
Send your best WYRs to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com

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