Stereotype Chex-Mix

American Whites – Werther’s originals, pistachios, sunflower seeds, Life cereal, vitamins

American Blacks – chicken necks, collie-greens, watermelon seeds, pork rinds, Hi-C mix

Asians– Ramen noodles, Duck gizzards, Cat butt-holes, Dog penii, Scat

Mexicans – Guacamole, beans, sombreros, maracas, sweat

Indians (red dot variety) – Curry, Nothing touched by the hands of a woman, computer chips, body hair, goat testicles

Iraqis – dirt, sand, rocks, dirt, blood of the innocent