Michael Jackson's Career In Retrospect

-“Wanna Be Startin Somethin”
A sexual relationship with a twelve year old boy

-“You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal”
Well, half right

-“Beat It”
To pictures of twelve year old boys

-“The girl is mine”
Ummm…no

-“Ben”
Just a really sweet song about a rat

-“It don’t matter if you’re black or white”
Or indecisive

-“I Wanna Rock With You”
If you’re twelve and a boy

-“Pretty Young Thing”
Thriller was so good that no one even saw this as a warning sign

-“Who’s bad?”
Well I dunno, but I do know who settles out of court to avoid 2nd degree felony charges. I guess that wasn’t as catchy though.

-“Off the Wall”
Yeah that’s about right