All college students feel some sense of exhaustion as October arrives and the semester drags on. But this is especially true for Johnny Lechner. Today Johnny begins his 4,755th day of college. That's right, 13 years of lectures, late nights and lasciviousness — and CollegeHumor is there to capture every moment:

Visit PROJECT JOHNNY to catch 24-hour LIVE streaming video of Johnny's final days as America's favorite bi-millennial undergrad.

And as Johnny bangs cheerleaders, the super-powered cast of Heroes are saving them:

Be sure and read this week's edition of THE MORNING AFTER: HEROES and read about Ali Larter's hot clone-on-clone action.