I’m hungry.
So hungry I can eat a horse.
So hungry, in fact, that I can eat a horse eating a giraffe.
I think I’m hungry enough even to eat a wild zarfmoolian.
But I digress.
I’m hungry for you,
baby.
I’m hungry for your love,
sugar.
Baby,
pass the sugar,
Honey.



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