Would You Rather
- Eat a bowl of boogers or a bowl of scabs? From Racy
- Be Tay Zonday or Bo Burnham? From James
- Be a doctor and have to tell a family a loved one has passed or be a NFL official telling 65,000 people that a touchdown is being overturned? From Jake
- Pay $5 and take the ferry or caulk the wagon and float? From Adam
- Never be able to write with your dominant hand ever again or jerk off with your dominant hand ever again? From Jack
- Drink a gallon of someone else's saliva or be completelysubmerged in someone else's vomit? From Garrett
- Have your girlfriend cheat on you with someone who will have hard sex with her or someone who will have tender, gentle sex with her? From Jake
- Be in the tub with tub girl or in the middle of the bed during lemon party? From Patrick
- Be really good at breakdancing or really good at beatboxing? From Sir Jones
Finally, this week's winner of the High As F*ck Award is Patrick, who sent in this.
Congrats Patrick, I hope you didn't get too much Cheeto cheese on your keyboard when you sent that in.
- have a catfish for a left arm or a cloud for a right foot?
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