.01 Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse
.02 What's the name of THIS heavenly body?
.04 What do you say we observe each other through naked eyes?
.06 (to black girl) You radiate as a perfect blackbody.
.08 Wanna see a red giant become a red supergiant?
.10 How'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
.12 Your ass is ASStronomical. Eh? Eh?
.14 Hehe
Uranus.
.16 Whooooa I'm gettin' sucked into your black hole! attempt frottage
.20 You're hot like the fucking Sun.
.24 I
I think there's a constellation in my vomit.
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