The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Hofstra University, Oak Ridge , New Jersey Submitted by Zack

  Genius in the Back: Are wet dreams, like, real?
  
  Professor: Wet dreams are nocturnal emissions.
  
  Genius: Right but are they real?
  
  -silence-

• B) Flagler College, St. Augustine, Florida Submitted by Spencer

  Professor: … so the Pope settled the dispute with the Line of Demarcation…
  
  The Brain (interrupting): Wait, was it a real line?

• C) Embry-Riddle, Port Orange, Florida Submitted by Blake

  Professor tries to make a stupid joke about people not turning in a term paper then the slightly special kid asks a question back
  
  Professor: I know some of you didn't turn it in, probably just procrastinated until it was to late. I can relate though. . . in college I was going to join the procrastinators' club, but I never got around to it.
  
  The Brilliance: Why not?

• D) Greenville Technical College, Greer, South Carolina Submitted by James

  The Professor was discussing how the flood in the Epic of Gilgamesh paralleled that of the flood in the bible, yet the epic of Gilgamesh was written over a thousand years before the bible.
  
  Blondie: So, how could the flood happen in Gilgamesh if it really happened in the bible?

• E) Lawrence Technological University, Macomb, Michigan Submitted by Matt

  Professor is talking about jet engines.
  
  Genius: "Would the exhaust coming out of the engine be hot?"