105% – soon to be a major motion picture
Deaf Buddhist Proverbs
- What is the sound of two hands clapping?- If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
- What is the noise my daughter emits when she is smiling/shaking? Is this laughter?
An apple a day keeps anyone away if your throw it hard enough.
I choose to spend my time thinking about the good in my life rather than the bad. It takes less time that way. So I can masturbate more.
Sports News for People Who Hate Sports
- Baseball’s almost over. The Yankees are out.- Football!!!!
- Hockey?
Before Rodney Dangerfield Found His Comedic Voice
“A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. We had sex.”According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I’ve learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.
How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
What Your Ski Tracks Say About You
The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
News Feed History of the World: January 2012
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
