Kent C's How to become a hippy In 3 steps

1. Throw that bounce away- your a hippy cleaning your clothes is fascist and besides only corporate americans smell nice

2. Start listening to shitty Jam band music like Dave Matthews Band- DMB is awesome and he’s so in tune with the way things are today he’s no sell out. I mean did you hear that sax solo in his new album it’s crunchy.

3. Become a Vegetarian, and tell everyone about it- Nothing say hippy likeI’m on a stupid trip andI dont eat meat and everyone should know what they do to chickens; you know they hurt them I mean its sick I have some literatureI could give you wait one sec.

CONGRATS : You are now a first semester of college know it all hippy