Jock: Hey nerd what's number five?
Nerd: I'm not a nerd, and it happens to be C.
Me: Why are you such a dick to him?
Jock: My weiner is a dick to your mom!!!! (high fives his buddies)
Me: You're and idiot.
Nerd: Thanks for stickin' up for me man.
Me: Yeah whatever.
Stoner: Fuck! I'm high. I'm so bad, considering I smoke pot.
Me: Why are you crying you puss?
Emo: Why do you guys always torment me?
Jock: Cause you're a bitch!
Emo: My life is hard enough without you guys being mean.
Me: I hate you.
Wigger: Yo' mama!
Wigger: Bitch you don't know me!
Me: Yes I do. You're the wigger.
Weird kid: Wiggers suck. Right Chris? (there is no one in the room named Chris)
Hick: Anyboy catch that race last night? Gordon really pulled that shit off. Party!!!
Me: Nascar is the worst thing ever invented.
Hick: Nuh uh those guys are athletes.
Jock: I'll kick their ass!
Me. Jesus. Highschool is great.