You don’t need an expensive costume to strike fear into the hearts of your friends this Halloween. A few carefully chosen items of clothing are all it takes to create these disturbing characters:
SLIPKNOT FANATIC
“Their last album was a bitter symphony of pain and alienation! It was also $19.99 at Tower Records.”
YOU, AT 13-YEARS-OLD
“People think that ‘Magic: The Gathering’ is just for kids, but that’s untrue. It’s also for pixies and wraiths!”
YOUR STUDENT LOAN REPRESENTATIVE
“For the last time, I cannot accept your Scottie Pippin rookie card as payment.”
THE OPPOSITE SEX
“Did it hurt when I fell from Heaven? I’m sorry, are you comparing me to Lucifer?”
YOU, AT 35-YEARS-OLD
“Loneliness, I choose you!”
YOUR VAGUELY RACIST UNCLE
“I got this real nice colored boy hauling that stump off my lawn. Good kid. Solid upbringing.”
SLIPKNOT FANATIC
YOU, AT 13-YEARS-OLD
YOUR STUDENT LOAN REPRESENTATIVE
THE OPPOSITE SEX
YOU, AT 35-YEARS-OLD
Illustrations by JONITA GRIFFITH.
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