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Hot Halloween Costumes 2007

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You’ve been keeping up with current events all year, and now it finally pays off. Put on these Halloween getups and prepare to truly scare your friends… with your uncanny timeliness!

Dick in a Box

Requirements:

  • Black shades and gold chain
  • Colorful undershirt and blazer
  • Gift-wrapped box attached to waist (with your d*ck inside)

Barry Bonds

Requirements:

  • San Francisco Giants uniform
  • Stuffing for enhanced biceps
  • Ambiguously gay gold earring

McLovin‘

Requirements:

  • Reading Glasses
  • Brown suede vest over white collared shirt
  • Hawaiian driver’s license

Light-Bright Mooninite

Requirements:

  • Black posterboard
  • Christmas lights
  • Your middle finger

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Requirements:

  • Polyester suit (no tie)
  • Grizzly beard
  • Underground nuclear weapons arsenal

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It's a vase

I used to work night shift manufacturing in small town Nebraska. After work, I went home and bummed around a bit, when my roommate and I realized we were hungry for some greasy food. Everything is shut down except a 24 truck stop about 20 minutes away. We head out, and half way there we see lights flashing in the rear. He wasn't speeding so we had no idea why we were... Read More » getting pulled over (turns out it was a burnt out tail light). The cop comes up, sees two mid twenties guys wearing huddies, and when he asked us where we were going answered him that we were going to the truck stop because we had the munchies. 45 minutes go by and we hear a dog sniffing the car, barking at the trunk. I look at my friend and say "Your not sending me to jail man!", "No, I clean, really." Sweet is poring down our face when the officer says, "Both of you step out of the car NOW." We comply, and 5 officers search every inch of the two of us. Then they search his trunk, "SIR, ARE THESE YOUR WEAPONS?", My friend answers, "That's my key chain pocket knife, I forgot it was in there." The offices disregards it than spits back "WHATS THIS?!?" My friend squeaked out "That's a vase sir." Much to their disappointment, we were clean, and they let us go. I still chuckle when I go back to visit and see his vase.