Homophobic scary movies
Looking for a scary movie this Halloween but want something that fits your more bigoted tastes? Try these titles.
30 Days of Twinks:
A sleepy hetero Alaskan town is thrown into peril when a month long gallery hop is planned. As artness falls on the town, the twinks come in search of Cloudline Pinot Noir and table water crackers. Will the sheriff be able to save the town, and survive the month of 32” waist jeans?
13 Ghostssss:
A family torn apart by tragedy seems to get a second chance when they learn they have inherited a house from their late uncle who has recently died in his 40’s, and single. Little do they know the house is inhabited by 13 fabulous ghosts. There’s a cowboy, an Abercrombie and Fitch store manager, a guy who loves “High school Musical”, and many more frightful souls. Can this family last the night?
House on Castro District Hill:
When a group of confused college freshman read an article for “Frat Night” at a local discoth?e, the soon learn they are about to get rushed in a different way. Blinded by strobe lights and body glitter, can they make it out alive before being hazed by members of Delta Iota Kappa?
Gay Saw:
Just like Saw, but with gay traps or something like that.



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What part of "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln" is supposed to make me NOT like him?
If that iPod breaks, he is screwed.