Compilation of things that made me awesome in grade school but weird in college:

• Put a booger on a girl that I liked
• Read at a 7th grade level
• Wore L.A. Lights
• Got a Tyrannosaurus Rex tattoo on my arm
• Ate a worm in front of everyone for a nickel
• Created a Lightning Bolt Scar across my forehead
• Showed off my authentic shark-tooth necklace
• Received daily vaccinations for the cootie epidemic
• Played the recorder extremely well
• Told everyone that my dad just got a job at Chuck E Cheese
• Contracted Herpes