Our psych professor kept us ten minutes late one day in class, and he said he'd give us those ten minutes back next time. The next ten classes, he let us out one minute early.
Jamie, University of South Carolina
Lacey, Oakland University
Steve, Creighton University
One day in political science, our professor was lecturing and he stopped mid-sentence, picked up the overhead projector and smashed it into the wall. He shouted, "NO, MOTHER!" and sprinted out of the room.
Jake, SUNY Purchase
Our biology professor walked into class fifteen minutes late, wearing a hockey mask and holding nothing but a machete. He decapitated someone in the front row, and walked back out of the room.
Michael, Ohio State University
In world civ one day, our professor was looking really pale and shaky. Every once in a while when he was writing on the board random words like "blood" and "hunger" would sneak in. Forty minutes into the lecture, his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he lunged forward, biting one of the students in the neck. Everyone ran screaming from the room. I think the two of them ended up biting six or seven more people before the authorities came in and got the zombie virus contained.
Brett, University of Missouri
We had a test in anatomy one day, and instead of giving us the full 45 minutes to finish the test, our professor only gave us 30. Asshole.
Katie, Tulane University