105% issue #36

Based on a True Story

Scientifically Accurate Outkast

"Now what's cooler than bein' cool?" / "Absolute Zero, a temperature known to be 0 K (-273.15 C) the point at which particles have a minimum energy determined by qauntum mechanical effects." / "Alright, alright, alright, alright…"

– Dean Brooks

Un-holidays

- Keep Your Daughter At Home Day (April 25th, 2007-April 23rd, 2008)
- Secretary, I Don't Give A Sh*t About You Day (April 26th, 2007-April 24th, 2008)
- Kwanzaa

– Dan Gurewitch

Refugee Rock Snob

"Personally, I prefer Bono's earlier humanitarian aid."

– Patrick Cassels

British Riddles

What costs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?

– Amir Blumenfeld

Rarely Heard At The Urinal

"Your dick looks so gay."

– Streeter Seidell

Damn Nazis

I'll never forgive the nazis for what they did to my granddad during the war — Overlooking him for promotion time and time again !!!

– Ghengis Khan Jr.

AIM Flirting Gone Wrong

XObabyangelXO: i had a bad experience skiing, i do NOT wanna talk about it…
JAKEMAN85: lol, no now you have to tell me!
XObabyangelXO: My dad fell from a cliff and died :(
JAKEMAN85: K. brb.

– Jake Hurwitz

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