Ah! The 1900's….. Women voting, 57-60 million people died (And that was only one war), the theory of relativity and quantum physics radically changed the worldview of scientists. (Like you care anyways) and finally, the best thing to come out of the 1900's: Birth Control. It was also a easier time for Ad placements where things were easier to say and sway people. Lets have a look at some happier times:

Nothing says protect the nation's honor like beating a woman to death or perhaps stabbing her with a random sword lying around. Perhaps it was Uncle Sam's vengeful look that drove men in fear to the army citing: "If you don't join, I will beat your wife and then stick my finger up your un-patriotic ass"

Nothing says Christmas like the thought of giving out Cancer by the stick to your friends.

"And I hope you have a Merry Fucking Christmas too!"

Edit: He looks so damn happy knowing he's causing long term damage to his friends. That deviant bastard!

Apparently babies in the 20th century shaved. They were probably French…but still look at that razor. I'd be afraid to use it. It looks like it could rip off your jugular.




….. I've got nothing…..