Dear Britney (or Brittany? I can never remember- LOL!),
It seems like just yesterday I came to your dorm and watched The Guardian and listened to The Fray- I can’t believe it’s been three days already! Baby, I thought love like this only existed in the movies (BTW, next date, The Notebook. I swear, I really do like it!). I really can’t believe how lucky I am to have met you.
You couldn’t be more perfect for me, which is why I think we should take our relationship to the next level. No, not second base, but that’d be awesome too, haha! I just think we need to make it official on Facebook, so you just need to accept the relationship or whatever. And don’t worry, I’ve already MS Painted some pictures of us together, so we can have some tagged until we get around to taking real ones, ya know?
Yours Forever,
Trent
PS- Do you think next time when we watch a movie your roommate could leave? If not, that’s cool too.
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