Arthur- “man trance is like a guilty pleasure”
Spencer- “not if you admit you like it”
A- “Naw but can you imagine blasting that shit with your windows down while you cruise around in your sunglasses and wife beater checkin’ out chicks?”
S- “haha maybe thats how YOU use it, what if you just like listening to it?”
A- “well its like the Catholic guilt, you know what that is right?”
S- “ya but i dont see how it applies”
A- “Well its like this. you enjoy masturbating (i nod in agreement), but you would never want anyone else to see you doing it”
S- “Ahhh”
A- “Unless of course its a circle jerk hahaha”
S- “so essentially listening to trance with other people is like a circle jerk”
A- “Naturally, and when you’re dancing with a girl in a club that plays trance, you’re practically having sex with them”
S- “lets go clubbing”
A conversation i had earlier tonight
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