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Rest in Peace Robert Goulet

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Finally a celebrity who understands exactly what Halloween is about of college kid, trying to be the one with the most recent offensive costume. That is why the constant showman, Robert Goulet, decided to make this Halloween a race by dying at the age of 73 on Halloween day. That’s right kids. Get your Goulet costumes ready because you only have 1 day to be the first one in with the official Robert Goulet Halloween costumes. Good Luck to all you trying to remember this great talent by turning him into a costume and good luck to you Robert, may you live on in Will Ferrell

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