Republicans:
“I believe that the ideals I believe in are the way for America, God bless her …. what’s that? Proof that I’m wrong? …. I never believed in that.”
Democrats:
“LISTEN TO ME!!!! I might be completely wrong about this, and/or taking way too far, but I figured that if I yell it and/or make a ridiculous showing of it, people will believe it’s right! LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!”
Republicans and Democrats, Summed Up In a Sentence Each
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