Yes, 105%-o-matic's bid for the presidency is legit
Jesus on Halloween"Drink this wine, it is my blood. Eat this bread, it is my body. Close your eyes and feel this spaghetti, it's my braaaaains!"
Stand-Up of the Sphinx"What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on its back with its legs over its head in the evening? My wife. This guy knows what I'm talking about."
(note: I did not actually see "Bee Movie.")
Honest Pickup Lines- Are you going on a trip because you seem like you have some baggage.
- Did you just fall from heaven or get in a fight with a Rottweiler?
- You look like the type of girl who would put out if I buy you a drink.
Parents Just Don't Understand 2048 EditionAfter stepping out of my hover-car, my father ran into the backyard (which is flourescent orange) and asked me how to turn off our floating computer-sphere using an actual button! Also he uses AOL 3.0.
A: training brah.