- Go to iStore and iBuy iOne.
- Learn how to navigate the touch screen (note: this could take days, even weeks, but believe me, it’s worth it.)
- Nonchalantly pull iPhone out of your pocket around others.
- Respond modestly when others notice the iPhone (note: it will not take long for others to notice, iPhone emits a golden aura).
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