ARIES (March 21-April 19): Absolutely nothing.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Absolutely nothing.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Absolutely nothing.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Absolutely nothing.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Absolutely nothing.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Chicks totally dig you because you got it goin’ on.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Absolutely nothing.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Absolutely nothing.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Absolutely nothing.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Absolutely nothing.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Absolutely nothing.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Absolutely nothing.
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