Hey, yeah, I’m in the main area. I don’t know, like, the middle. I’m near that bearded guy. The guy with the huge beard and the overalls. Ok, um, there’s also a woman in a yellow skirt nearby. Oh, ok, you see that kid with the torch? Right, the torch kid, there you go, well I’m not near there, but if you just pan your vision in a growing circular pattern around there, you should spot me. Fine, fine, everyone’s got his own searching method; do it your way. I don’t know why he has a torch either.
Oh, really? Sweet. That probably is my camera. It went flying off when I was on that crazy carousel thing. Will you just snag that for me? I’ve got a really cool pic of me with this kooky wizard guy on there. Oh, also, if you see my canteen anywhere, let me know. Yes, people still carry canteens. The world will never be done trying to stay hydrated.
Do you hear that static? Is it your end or my end? I’ve got uh, three bars. It’s your end, bro. I don’t know what you’re still doing with that ghetto Nokia 252.
Do you see me yet? You do! No, that’s not me. Wait, no, who did you think was me? That’s an old lady. Just look, like, north of her. Wait, Never Eat Shredded Wheat, actually I’m like South East of her.
What do you mean there’s like a rocket by you? What’s “like a rocket?” Oh…I see it now. Huh. Kind of majestic.
Jeez, have you spotted me yet? I’m near the bearded guy! It’s not possible that you can’t see him. Dude sticks out like a sore thumb.
Ok, you know what, I’m just going to go to you. Hey, do you remember how much harder it was to find me before cell phones?

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