- The “Invisible Support Check that I sent in the mail 2 weeks ago” trick
- The “Oops your pregnant again” trick
- The “Saw this stripper I got angry at in half” trick
- The “Reappearing Happy Meals for dinner 6 times a week because cookin’ is for women and your Mom’s a filthy whore” trick.
-Intermission
*- The “Who the fuck left all these legos in the Den?-Disappearing foster kids” trick
*-The “Magically appearing bruise under Mommy’s eye after the kids broke the new T.V. under her supervision” trick




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Eight Types of Laughter
News Feed History of the World: April 2012
Hunger Games PSAs
The Way We Do Things Sober vs Drunk
10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl
Bathroom Catastrophe
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
It's a PERSONAL MASSAGER-slash-toothpaste, okay?
Next thing you know they'll be saying Titanic really happened!
This is how true gamers see the world every day.
What part of "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln" is supposed to make me NOT like him?
If that iPod breaks, he is screwed.