Alright, hear me out guys: let’s make a movie about some of the most epic guitarists battling it out in an epic battle of epic proportions. How epic would that be, right? Fucking epic. Anyway, here’s the cast I had in mind:
Herman Li and Sam Totman of Dragonforce:
Played by Jackie Chan and Hugh Laurie:
Joe Satriani:
Played by Vin Diesel, of course:
Buckethead:
Played by Office Phantom:
Slash:
Played by Howard Stern:
With some help:
And finally, Yngwie Malmsteen:
Played by Rosie O’donnell herself:
Played by Jackie Chan and Hugh Laurie:
Joe Satriani:
Played by Vin Diesel, of course:
Buckethead:
Played by Office Phantom:
Slash:
Played by Howard Stern:
With some help:
And finally, Yngwie Malmsteen:
Played by Rosie O’donnell herself:
eh? eh? I think it’ll be pretty sweet.
(editing contributions from Quailman, Adam Hrabik, and Lisa. Haha your comments make don’t make sense now!)
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