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The Invention of the Play Action Pass

“Alright guys, you saw the play the coach sent in. We’re down by 3 and we really need a big play here. Ronny is going to run the ball straight up the middle. Steve make sure you block him so he doesn’t fumble again. You guys got it? Good. BREAK!”


“Blue 42. Hut hut. Hike!”


“Ronny! Get back here man! You forgot the ball! Oh crap. Why are they tackling you? Don’t they know you don’t have the ba… wait a second…Chad is wide open! Coach is gonna kill me! Here goes nothing!”

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