- Tell her that she’s special and all the reasons you like her.
- Memorize her birthday, eye color, and best friend’s name.
- Buy an extra sweatshirt, t-shirt, and pair of sweatpants for her to steal after sleeping over.
- Invent an obsession with a TV show that you don’t actually like all that much, so that you can “give up” your obsession to spend more “quality time” with her.
- Put a picture of your ex-girlfriend in your room. After lots of arguing and debating about whether you should be allowed to leave it there, replace it with a picture of your new girlfriend to make her feel “special”.
- Buy an antique-like vase…
- MOST IMPORTANTLY: Buy and hide a small, moderately expensive gift to have on hand when you forget your anniversary or ignore step 2.
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