You know you are addicted to CollegeHumor.com when...

1. You not only have the “Brohemian Rhapsody” song memorized, you also have the mp3 on your iPod.

2. You are actually missed by other CH addicts when you don’t comment for a few days.

3. You have one way conversations with CH staff in your posts (isn’t that right Streeter?).

4. You have typed more text in the comment boxes all semester than in one paper for class.

5. Even after two years you have yet to receive a national pick and yet you still upload for every contest/holiday/that guy/shaming/whenever.

6. You know more about Dildolicious, Jesus Tits: Clown Slayer, 8907, Tim 2, Jake the Ripper, Lisa, and GaTekChiclet’s personal lives (or at least their masturbatory habits) than your own friends. (you better like this article you assholes)

7. You can recite the Fresh Prince theme music one post at a time.

8. You actually base your presidential vote on the political messages written on tits throughout the site.

9. You have attempted, at least once, to find out who the girls are in the “perhaps the best picture on collegehumor” picture (still waiting on that by the way).

10. EVERYTHING looks photoshopped.