Her: "Where have all the cowboys gone?"
Him: "Can I get a 'fuck you!'?"
Her: "Who let the dogs out?"
Him: "Do you come from a land Down Under?"
Her: "Could you be loved?"
Him: "What is love?"
Her: "Is this burning an eternal flame? Do you really want to hurt me??"
Him: "Who will save your soul?!"
Her: "What's this life for??!!"
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